Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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