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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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