It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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