how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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