you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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