"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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