they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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