haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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