Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
