What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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