just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
