yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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