My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
