I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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