The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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