Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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