Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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