Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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