I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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