It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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