handjob tips. give me some.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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