I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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