the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Your cock deserves a montage
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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