The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Floor bacon is actually really good
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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