Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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