Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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