Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
