She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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