what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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