did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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