We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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