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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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