i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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