He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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