I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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