The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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