Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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