when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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