your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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