i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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