Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.

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(415): View more from California

some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(703): View more from Virginia

She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."

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(309): View more from Illinois

I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.

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(503): View more from Oregon

im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night

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(813): View more from Florida

Thats alot of pressure.

(1-813): View more from Florida

Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.

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