idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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