Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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