the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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