And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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