Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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