We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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