Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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