ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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