The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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