its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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