i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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