We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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