Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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